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- United States
- Deviant for 20 years
- morris.mfkcomics.com/
- He / Him
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Current Residence: Deep in the jungles of Central Ohio
Favourite style of art: Comic
Favourite cartoon character: Excel (Excel Saga), Kirika (Noir), KP, Ben 10, Negi Springfield (Negima), Floyd the Koala
Personal Quote: Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - JRenard
Favourite style of art: Comic
Favourite cartoon character: Excel (Excel Saga), Kirika (Noir), KP, Ben 10, Negi Springfield (Negima), Floyd the Koala
Personal Quote: Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - JRenard
Favourite Visual Artist
Jarvey
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Keiko Matsui, Voltaire, Gaelic Storm
Favourite Writers
Terry Pratchett, Robert Asprin, E. A. Poe, Stoker, etc.
Tools of the Trade
eMac, MacBook, Intuos3, .5 blue lead mechanical pencil, brush pen, comic strip board
Other Interests
Many and varied
The Hedgehog Song
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This isn't mine. It was written by a rather dirty-minded lady named Heather Wood. I just think it's hilarious, and wanted to share. It is reproduced here exactly as I found it at http://sniff.numachi.com/pages/tiHEDGEHOG;ttDUNDEBON.html
The Hedgehog Song
(Heather Wood)
You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care,
In the winter, when he is asleep in his lair,
Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
If you're feeling quite coarse, you can bugger the horse,
Or the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force),
You can bugger the donkey, the mare, or the mule,
Though to bug
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From cheerycomic.co.uk/
You know you read too much Discworld when...
You look strangely at friends when they offer you a jelly baby.
You experience an urge to hunt down with pitchforks and flaming torches anyone who ends sentences in multiple exclamation marks.
You see a poster advertising a film and you are surprised that it doesn't mention Onne Thousande Elephants.
You believe that thoughts are being inserted into your head by small grey mongrel dogs.
You pass the town hall and look out for thieves being punished in the vicinity.
Every time you have a cough sweet you think of Scully Maltoon's mum.
You deify people who let the grass
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Is That a Spork?!
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I frequently deserve to be stabbed with amusing objects, occasionally including such objects as spaghetti, a television remote, and a car. Well, the car wasn't amusing so much as horrific, but when I got out of the hospital three months later, we all had a good laugh about it.
Okay, I'm lying about the car. Everything else is probably true, though. Any chance I can distract you with bad artwork?
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Thanks for the fav 
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
- Terry Pratchett
- Terry Pratchett
He showed that his insides were labeled as ‘Snips’, ‘Snails’, ‘ Puppy dog tails’, ‘Sugar’, and ‘Spice’.
“What happened to ‘everything nice’?” She asked.
He looked a bit ashamed. “There was hardly any there so I just sorted it with ‘snips’.”
This is the short version of this:
Tonks just frowned and asked. “Do the insides of all men look like that?”
Professor Flamel responded. “Absolutely not! Most of us are much neater.” He cast a spell on the midsection of his robes and belly and showed off the fact that his insides were a series of filing cabinets labeled as ‘snips’, ‘snails’, ‘
uppy dog tails’, ‘sugar’, and ‘spice’.
“What happened to ‘everything nice’?” Professor Granger asked.
Professor Flamel looked a bit ashamed. “There was hardly any there so I just sorted it with ‘snips’.”
-nonjon, "Where in the World is Harry Potter?"
“What happened to ‘everything nice’?” She asked.
He looked a bit ashamed. “There was hardly any there so I just sorted it with ‘snips’.”
This is the short version of this:
Tonks just frowned and asked. “Do the insides of all men look like that?”
Professor Flamel responded. “Absolutely not! Most of us are much neater.” He cast a spell on the midsection of his robes and belly and showed off the fact that his insides were a series of filing cabinets labeled as ‘snips’, ‘snails’, ‘
uppy dog tails’, ‘sugar’, and ‘spice’.“What happened to ‘everything nice’?” Professor Granger asked.
Professor Flamel looked a bit ashamed. “There was hardly any there so I just sorted it with ‘snips’.”
-nonjon, "Where in the World is Harry Potter?"
No matter how bad a day you're having, it can always get worse... when the zombies try to eat your brain. Except for Carol. For some reason, they ignore her.
Dude, what happened here?
I'm experimenting.
You probably didn't notice yet, but late last night, while you were sleeping, I snuck into your room and DEVOURED YOUR SOUL!